Bites and Itches

 

Can’t say I’m often bitten. Except on holiday!

Studs tend to be very fly-free as certainly down here, they attract the most friendly method of getting rid of flies. Swallows! We probably have several hundred in our air force. (As an aside here, last year we went to a resort in Greece called Sani. All over the place, they placed platforms for the swallows’ nests. Result. No flies!)

I get itches and that tends to be something I’ve eaten. The Spicy TrueFree crackers do it for me, if I eat twenty or so. Shame kebab can do the same.